Just a few minutes ago, I had one of those "Oh crap" moments. I was taking a swig of water and doing the poor man's mouthwash thing by swishing it around in my mouth. If it's going to go down, might as well clean my teeth, right? So I'm doing that and I suddenly have this urge to sneeze. I mean, it was going to happen whether I wanted it or not. Of course, if your lungs are prepared to blow germs out at 100+ miles per hour, you can't exactly swallow. So, at that moment, I was looking around to see where I could spit to. Of course, I'm in my room, in front of my computer, with no sink in sight (or one that I can reach within two seconds). Then the next thing that goes through my mind was "Oh S***." And I cupped my mouth, turned away from the computer, and had my sneeze, along with a mouth full of water gushing on my pants. Brilliant.
Posted by jupiterstar at November 28, 2001 10:21 PM